January 2012
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December 2011
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ok mind. shut the fuck up. i already feel like shit, i don’t need to feel any worse, so stop making up scenarios.
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i had an amazing day catching up with chelsey. got less than a week to do all the things we planned including disneyland and a bunch of other stuff.
i haven’t been sleeping well at night so it’s really been affecting my judgement and emotions. i’m always really tense and emotionally drained. i dunno what to do anymore. i’m overthinking everything and coming up with all...
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my teacher: so that's basically what you've missed in the past few lessons
me: that's hot
my teacher: that's... what
me: that's hot
my teacher: why... how... why is that hot
me: loves it
my teacher: loves what
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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anniebanniebanana:
I always seem to welcome you back with open arms, no matter how many times you decide to walk out.
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i enjoy running my hands over what little stubble i have on my chin, but i needa look presentable for my princess tomorrow. so i took a pair of tweezers and i plucked all the hairs off. now my chin hurts and my eyes are all watery. the price of beauty. HAHAHA!
owwie~
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor,
dishonor on your whole family.
Dishonor on you,
Dishonor on your cow...
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a 5 miles away, stalk through your facebook and start sobbing about how ill never have you and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Watchthey’re both so awkward … it’s adorable~
Let actions speak for you, not your words speaking...
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When you drop your phone on your face
"Do You Smell Weed?"
i was walking around school with my gah geah and we smelled weed. and she literally looks around and starts yelling “YOU NASTY ASS GRASS SMOKING BITCHES. STOP. IT’S SMELLS LIKE FUCKING SHIT. GO SMOKE THAT SHIT ELSEWHERE.” i was scared for my life and highly amused at the same time. i love my gah geah. :’)
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
LOL. next joke.
Struggle hard for what you want. Struggle harder...
that’s right! imma struggle hard to get out of bed and on my way to the kitchen for food cuz i deserve it! :D
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i keep dropping my phone on my face
chelseyo:
but omg omg omg :))))
time fr bed
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ay nako!
James: did you not hear lanz say "mataba"?
Me: no . . . i dunno! i don't speak tagalog! i know a few phrases, but i can't speak it!
James: oh why?
Me: cuz i'm not filipino!
James: oh. thought you were . . .
Me: oh really?
James: yeah. i really did. and the fact that you love jollibee . . .
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!! really?!
James: hell yeah!
