I’d like to think that I give pretty good hugs. I have abnormally long arms and so I can always reach around everyone and give them a tight squeeze. It absolutely bugs me when I reach out to people to give them a hug and they give me that one armed shit. Um no. I don’t care who you are. If I’m giving you a hug, you hug me with both arms, damnit!
I hate having to take up the role as the bitchy nagging friend, but I feel like some times I have to in order to keep my friends in line. I know that I can be a downer and you’ll get annoyed and irritated that I’m on your case about things now, but some day you’ll thank me for keeping you on the ground. I don’t like seeing my friends get hurt or fail at anything so I try to help them out in any way I can. If I have to be a bitch to accomplish that, a grade a bitch I’ll be.
When people just stop talking to me randomly for a long period of time without explanation. I’m sorry, but I’m not a mind reader so I don’t know what’s going on in your head. If I’ve offended you or did something to disappoint you, just tell me. I rather feel the pain of blunt truth than the pain of abandonment.
When I find out on social networks that people who told me that they were “too busy” to hangout with me were actually out with other friends to drink and party and other shenanigans. I’m not your boyfriend or your father, so just tell me straight up that you’re going out with other people or that you just don’t want to hangout with me. I rather be told that then just have the “I’m busy” excuse thrown in my face every time I try to hangout with you.
When people come to class with only their phones/iPods and when we need paper or a writing utensil, they look at you and ask: “Do you have paper I can borrow? Do you have a pencil/pen I can borrow?”.
Ok. First of all, why would you come to school totally unprepared? What do you think we’d do in class? Text the professor our answers? Second of all, technically you can “borrow” my paper, but you’re going to write all over it and get a grade on it, so I’d rather you just HAVE the paper. Third of all, I don’t know you, silly moocher.
I hope I’m getting good karma points for helping all these strangers.
When a serious problem was already resolved a long time ago, but someone brings it up again and completely calls someone out on it. Really, bitch? Everyone already knew the situation, we already had a talk about, everything is fine and dandy. Bringing things up like that doesn’t make you a “caring person with an important announcement”, it makes you the clueless douche that receives death glares.
I don’t like having to compete with other people for your attention. If you’re busy talking to other people, don’t expect me to stand idly by and wait for you to finish (if you ever will) and start talking to me.
“Why don’t we talk anymore?”
You mean why don’t you talk to me anymore? Just because you have new friends now doesn’t mean you can ignore me and then expect me to still be here when you need me again.
When people repeatedly insist that I tell them the truth, but when I finally tell them, they get all butthurt and then it’s like World War III. Don’t ask for the truth if you’re gonna act like there’s a stick up your butt about it.
When people only contact me when they need a favor or help with something. But once my services are no longer require, I don’t exist again.
When people complain that they’re always bored or that no one ever talks to them, but when I reach out, they ignore me. Still trying to figure out why no one wants to talk to you?
When people invite me to hangout with them and other friends, but ignore me during the entire hangout. As a result, people then stop inviting me to places because I’m such a “downer” and I’m always “anti-social”.
When people tell me they’ve missed me and want to hangout after they ignored me all this time and never bothers to set up a hangout.
When people add me on Facebook, but would never say hi or talk to me in real life. I refuse to further inflate your ego and be +1 on your list of 500+ “Friends”.
